Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Jan 2025

  My summary of the movie:
  Epileptic sex
  Oh shit Tangerine is here
  Naked woman riding a horse
  Sensual floating
  Daddy Dafoe is here
  Man bites head off pigeon
  Oh lord he's coming
  Rats rats we are the rats
  On screen Child murder
  Don't you want me baby?
  Mental breakdowns are apparently sexy now
  *buldge*
  Tangerine performs necrophilia
  Villain of the movie actually gets the pussy
  Defoe gets a cat

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  The Pope's Exorcist 2023

  ★★½ Rewatched 08 Oct 2024

  The bad boys of the Vatican

Popular reviews

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  The Beekeeper 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 25 Jan 2024

  Kicking my feet and giggling like a school girl as the majesty that is Jason Statham battles through online scammers

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  Blue Beetle 2023

  ★★½ Watched 25 Aug 2023

  In the words of my partner..."its like if Deadpool and Iron man had a baby"

  And my take away is... Bug.

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