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Recent reviews

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  South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut 1999

  ★★★★ Rewatched 24 Mar 2025

  imagine if samuel beckett wrote a screenplay after spending six weeks on ketamine and watching reruns of the mickey mouse club. yes. nihilism with jazz hands. existential despair...in tap shoes. yes

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  Anora 2024

  ½ Watched 12 Mar 2025 1

  BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Popular reviews

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  Twilight 2008

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 25 Aug 2024

  i have so many things to say about this movie. the lighting, the amount of lip bites and head shakes. edward’s posture after he walks away after bella told him his eyes look different, the dilfs, jacob’s ugly ass hair….spidermonkey, them chilling on a tree which is taller than your average skyscraper, chilly hands, SAY IT. OUT LOUD….vampire, alice cullen, dad cullen (again), I fear this movie is more impactful than the godfather and citizen kane combined

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  La La Land 2016

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 10 Aug 2024

  every. single. damn. TIME. EVERY SINGLE TIME THAT DREAM SEQUENCE COMES ON I SOB for like a good ten minutes DAMIEN I HATE YOU