Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Adolescence 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 27 Mar 2025

  i hated every second of this because this could have absolutely been my brother in another lifetime

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  Napoleon Dynamite 2004

  ★★★ Watched 20 Feb 2025 2

  [drinks glass of milk] the defect in that one is bleach.
  [drinks second glass of milk] this tastes like the cow got into an onion patch.

Popular reviews

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  Yacht Rock: A DOCKumentary 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 03 Feb 2025

  great dock i just wish there was more footage of the steely dan folks in the studio screaming and crying over the 1736382th take of a thirty second guitar outro because the tone wasn’t scrongled enough

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  Zodiac 2007

  ★★★★½ Watched 19 Feb 2025

  i have never been so SEATED in my life. even though i shat my pants i was still SEATED.