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  Goon 2011

  ★★★½ Watched 30 Jan 2024

  “But, know this shit hard. If ever there comes a time when it gets down to the marrow, and it's you and me. Kid, I will lay you the fuck out.” - Ross Rhea

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  Whiplash 2014

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 31 Dec 2023

  "Why do you suppose I just gooned in your cave Neiman?" - Fletcher (If Whiplash was good)

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  Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 03 Jun 2023 2

  “Just coconut oil, prayers and genetics.” - Spider-Man India

  They’ve done it again. I don’t know how the crew shat out another 5/5 banger, but they did. I’ll be honest, I was really nervous going into this movie because I didn’t think it would even come close to the masterpiece that was ITSV, but this just blew me away. While the vibes created, in Into the Spider-Verse can never be replicated, the characters and their individual arch’s blew its predecessor…

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 21 Nov 2023 8

  “I have *all* the genitals!” - Ken

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