Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Trap 2024

  ½ Added

  The movie I'm going to remake when my adult daughter can't launch a pop career and needs validation so I use my big director money to hire an auditorium of people to pretend to be her fans and let her write herself as a flawless girlboss that stops dilf true crimes of a vague and non-sexual nature

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  The Island of Dr. Moreau 1977

  Watched 16 Jan 2024

  They just let stuntmen in silly little costumes fight real tigers

Popular reviews

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  Bratz: Super Babyz 2007

  ★ Watched 04 Feb 2009

  the potato scene haunts me to this day.

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  Voodont 2017

  ★★★ Rewatched 14 May 2019

  I like how both parties are unapolgetically assholes and nobody learns a lesson. refreshing