Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Legally Blonde 2001

  ★★★★ Rewatched 16 Mar 2025

  ahh yes, outing people as an ironclad legal strategy

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  The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2 2012

  ★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025 1

  Bella I swear, it’s a werewolf thing, I’m not a pedophile in love with your infant child

Popular reviews

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  My Penguin Friend 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 12 Aug 2024

  I fear this movie made me want to domesticate a penguin 

  He was just too damn cute in his sweater

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  Beauty and the Beast 1991

  ★★★★ Rewatched 14 Mar 2025

  so let me get this straight—an old lady knocks on the door & and 11 year old boy answers and she gets her panties in a twist when he wont let her in? 

  What about stranger danger? Did you think about that witch lady?