Lamia

Lamia

Girl, listen: I'm an absolute sucker for one good gimmick in a pile of shit

Favorite films

  • Evil Dead
  • Nightbreed
  • The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
  • Terrifier 2

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  • Blink Twice

    ★★★★½

  • The Crow

    ½

  • Cure

    ★★★★

  • Alien: Romulus

    ★★★★½

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  • The Crow

    The Crow

    ½

    Queasy, ugly, and no fun.

  • Cure

    Cure

    ★★★★

    IF YOU OR A LOVED ONE HAVE SUFFERED FROM BELLYACHE DUE TO EXPOSURE TO LONGLEGS (2024), OR TRAP (2024), YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO COMPENSATION...

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  • Longlegs

    Longlegs

    ★★

    Shiny, atmospheric, unintentionally funny, unsatisfying.

    When I saw the first teasers for Longlegs I was pretty intrigued, cause it looked like a mix of elements from Silence of the Lambs and Red Dragon.

    That's it, though.

    That's the movie: a hodgepodge of Lambs and Red Dragon with some supernatural elements... Longlegs acts like a police procedural thriller and seems to hard commit to horror in the last minute, then doesn't justify it intentionally. If it's a set up for me to watch it again, it didn't work.

    Cool protagonist, and okay creep factor.

    I say read Red Dragon instead.

  • Antichrist

    Antichrist

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.