Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  But I'm a Cheerleader 1999

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Feb 2025

  thank straight God they got me in time

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  Portrait of a Lady on Fire 2019

  ★★★★★ Watched 12 Feb 2025

  I absolutely recommend falling asleep during the last scene because then you get to keep watching it in your dreams for eight more hours.

Popular reviews

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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 23 Nov 2024 2

  50% sometimes funny parody of gladiator 1
  25% gratuitous self-aggrandizing emulation of gladiator 1
  25% striking political commentary and critique of gladiator 1

  wtf is the dream that was Rome Ridley? Please please please tell me I want to know. You must have read Calgacus's speech if you paraphrased it and put it in your movie, did you read anything else? Did you open a book at all or did the butchered quote come to you through ChatGPT?

  The Roman…

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  Inception 2010

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Nov 2024 2

  I watched this when I was like 6 and have been walking around ever since with a detailed memory of a scene that apparently isn't even in the movie.

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