Landon

Landon

Favorite films

  • The Goonies
  • Mad Max: Fury Road
  • The Incredibles
  • Napoleon Dynamite

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  • The Starving Games

  • The Disaster Artist

    ★★★★½

  • Nerve

    ★★½

  • A Real Pain

    ★★★★

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  • The Starving Games

    The Starving Games

    *Girlfriend request* There’s a reason this type of humor is typically reserved for Family Guy and South Park. Some funny moments here and there, but for the most part this just made me lose brain cells. Scary Movie still reigns supreme when it comes to idiotic, nonsensical spoof movies. I do have to give credit to the guy at the end who played fake Nick Fury though, because his SLJ impression was shockingly good.

  • The Disaster Artist

    The Disaster Artist

    ★★★★½

    First of all, what an absolutely insane cast. Second of all, at a certain point I started to feel really bad for Tommy Wiseau because this basically just felt like the most widespread and public form of bullying imaginable. I ended up Googling afterwards though, and I guess Wiseau actually supported it. So now I feel much less guilty about enjoying myself. Fantastic performances all around.

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  • Children of Men

    Children of Men

    ★★★★

    Gritty, intense, and stressful as hell. Had my palms sweatin heavy at one point. Really interesting plot and great cinematography.

  • Transformers: Dark of the Moon

    Transformers: Dark of the Moon

    ★★★★★

    Bayhem at its finest. The insane VFX combined with the vibrant color saturation and wicked sound design make the non-stop action that much more satisfying. Also can’t say enough about how funny these movies are. Shia and John Turturro are both perfect and pretty much every scene with Sam’s parents is hilarious. Michael Bay really dumped every bit of sauce he had into this series (or at least the first three films). Truly the blockbuster blueprint.

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