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Recent reviews

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★ Watched 25 Dec 2023

  Ending monologue ruined the whole movie. Did not need to be spoon-fed like that. And every one walking away from this being like “it’s so gross” you’re weird. It’s actually so tame, and we needed more bodily fluids.

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  Les Misérables 2012

  ★★★ Watched 22 Sep 2023

  Only for Anne Hathaway putting her whole pussy into this performance

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  Burlesque 2010

  ★★ Watched 21 Mar 2023

  Half a star for the green dress. Another half for choreography.

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  Knock at the Cabin 2023

  ★★½ Watched 03 Feb 2023

  Minus 1.5 stars for “I’ll show you I was meant to put a bullet in your head”

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