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  Barb & Star Go to Vista Del Mar 2021

  ★★★★★ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  i wish vista del mar was real

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 09 Jan 2025

  from a technical point of view, it was a great movie. from a purely personal point of view, i’ve never wanted to puke more in my life, get that fucking corpse on a CPAP machine or give him an inhaler bro sounds like he has asthma.

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  The Departed 2006

  ★★★★★ Watched 10 Sep 2024

  Uncle Ben just can’t catch a damn break and Matt and Leo should’ve fucked it out.

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  Interview with the Vampire 1994

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Oct 2024

  after a certain point, my only reaction to seeing Tom Cruise was, “damn, this motherfucker again?” he served cunt though

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