Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Face/Off 1997

  ★★★★½ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  If aliens ever come to earth and ask me “why should we not blow this place up,” I’m gonna show them this movie, a slice of pizza, and 3 beers

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  National Treasure 2004

  ★★★ Watched 22 Feb 2025

  Ocean’s Eleven for people who passed their APUSH exam

Popular reviews

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  Rosemary's Baby 1968

  ★★★★★ Watched 04 Feb 2025

  I’ve never wanted to throw hands with an on-screen man more than Guy fuckin Woodhouse

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  Better Man 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Jan 2025

  It’s so British and absurd (complimentary)

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