Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 02 May 2024

  Josh O’Connor it seems I have grown quite fond of you though there are in fact sexual urges and desires. In fact they may even be called carnal and disgusting

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  Bottoms 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 30 Mar 2024

  not even kidding with this

Popular reviews

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  The Greatest Showman 2017

  ★★★ Watched 28 Dec 2017 17

  me: uh yeah so the film has a pretty weak script and uses extravagant musical numbers to cover up that the plot is pretty incoherent and also there’s at least 16 technical issues which is 16 too many for my pretentious ass

  also me: LOOK OUT 👀👀 CAUSE HERE I COME 😩✨ AND I’M MARCHING 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️ TO THE BEAT I DRUM 😜🥁 I’M NOT SCARED 😎😤🚫 TO BE SEEN 😱👁 I MAKE NO APOLOGIES 😘👊🏼 THIS IS ME 😂💯

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  The Riot Club 2014

  ★★½ Rewatched 18 Jan 2019 5

  i have to watch this every time i fall for a white boy just to keep my expectations in check