So was I the only one waiting for Mikey 17 and 18 to get it on when they were in bed?
No? Just me?
I guess that was the movie I WANTED to see 😂
So there’s some good here for sure. The film is well done. Robert is fantastic in really turning into these characters. And I absolutely want a baby pet Creeper. And I’m always in awe of Toni Collette.
I definitely walked away thinking… Ok, I…
Do you hate yourself?
Do you not value your free time?
Do you have a list of amazing films that you’ve never seen and have always been meaning to get to… but instead of investing into watching these works or art, you’d rather watch a literal piece of garbage with almost no redeeming qualities?
Then this is the movie you’ve been waiting for.
Don’t bother trying to find it on streaming services, it’s on YouTube.
To its credit, I didn’t turn it off and kept watching out of morbid curiosity.
When I first saw the trailer all I could think was WTF?!
A Robbie Williams biopic with Robbie as a cgi ape?
Who would see this?
And while not enough will see it… it fucking works.
See it.
And then steam Take That - The Flood… man that tune rocks.
I was excited to see this after reading rave reviews on Twitter.
They lied.
Nothing happens.
It’s not scary, which isn’t a problem if there’s at least a lot of tension and characters you care about.
This movie has neither.
Go see immaculate instead.
