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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  ★½ Watched 27 Feb 2025

  i have so much to say and yet nothing to say at the same time 
  pretty much sums up this film

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  One Day 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Feb 2025

  Dexter is quite beautiful 
  this did emotionally break me a little x
  such a good soundtrack tho???

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Jan 2024

  Jacob Elordi might be the most beautiful man to ever have walked this earth. His slutty little hoop earring alone is enough to drive me feral :) 
  Some scenes were mild to moderately unnecessary- why was there a 5 minute shot of puke in a sink. Every time isabelle and I looked away and back again it was still there. 
  Not sure what to make of the ending - why does he want this house so bad bro is definitely going to get haunted now
  This was basically a massive murderous orgy 😇
  Just for the shock factor and prettiness this can have 4 stars

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  The Nun II 2023

  ★★½ Watched 09 Sep 2023 2

  “What in the fifty shades of shit was that”
  “The gays have gotten out again guys” - lee 

  would highly recommend drinking enough alcohol so that you cannot tell where the magic stars are (that you bought in Tesco because £5 in vue is a rip off) in front of you and then going to watch this film, I have to say this was a 10/10 experience 

  I mean maybe if we’d actually bothered to watch the first one the ‘plot’ would have made more sense? 

  gave it an extra half star for the comedic value xx

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