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  Crazy Rich Asians 2018

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 04 Jan 2025

  i love yelling “foreshadowing” anytime a future plot point comes up. you can take the girl out of the english literature class, but you can’t take the english literature class out of the girl 💪

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Dec 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Hamlet 2018

  ★★★½ Watched 18 Oct 2022

  if Hamlet isn’t crazy why did andrew scott hamlet:
  1. try to rip the makeup off Ophelia’s face
  2. pin his mother down and grind on her
  3. touch his nipples every 5 minutes

  andrew scott will forever be in my mind crazy nipple-touching hamlet

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  Crown for Christmas 2015

  ★★ Watched 12 Dec 2022

  “i’ve never heard of Brooklyn before”… the british royalty turn the tables by not believing in america

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