Come for the novelty of some friends trying to stage Hamlet in GTA Online. Stay for the glory of ParTeb, an alien-costumed player who declares he will audition with his ass, recites the Quran, and eventually becomes the cast’s fighter-jet-piloting security guard.
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Super Mario Bros. 1993
Anyone who tells you this is better than Waterworld is a LIAR.
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The Monkey 2025
Very silly, very twisted. It cares enough about having a story that it has a plot, but really, it’s about the insidious chaos of a mechanical monkey drummer and delivers that without a second fuck given to anything else.
Absurd.
Just rife with bonkers character performances.
Countless bodies exploding in affronts to all rational science.
10/10, would turn the monkey’s key again.
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The Wicker Tree 2011
What if the Wicker Man was an early 2010s Hallmark movie with nudity?
Also, they got Christopher Lee to deliver two lines.
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