Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Blue Velvet 1986

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 20 Mar 2025

  "I don't know if you're a detective or a pervert."
  
  "Well, that's for me to know and you to find out."

  I'm almost done with Lynch's filmography, and I think one of my favorite through lines in his work is the doomed detective. You’ve got Jeffrey here and Betty in Mulholland Drive. And a slew of Twin Peaks characters: Cooper (obviously), Donna, Audrey, and even Laura in her search for BOB’s identity. Blue Velvet is where Lynch’s interest in the…

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  Mulholland Drive 2001

  ★★★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  This is the kind of movie that makes you wanna grow old just so you can watch it again and again and you know damn well every viewing will be an entirely unique experience

  Man...I wish I hadn't seen the diner scene before because it would've fucked me up soooo bad in the context of the film. It fucked me up pretty good just in the "Top 10 Scariest Movie Moments" video I watched when I was eleven.

  I was gonna watch Inland Empire tomorrow but I think that would probably kill me or something. I need time to recover...

Popular reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  TAKEAWAY: Robert Pattinson is hot and sexy and has insane slapstick chops and great chemistry with himself?

  An absolute mess but it's got heart and style and it reliably coughs up something fucking hilarious every few minutes. So I can't really be upset.

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  The Thing 1982

  ★★★★½ Watched 22 Oct 2023 4

  unfortunately the entire time i was thinking “this reminds me of that one among us map” which kind of ruined my immersion. even more unfortunate i looked it up and found out i was right and the map is based off this movie. need to do a rewatch where i don’t think about among us.