This is my repentance for saying that I had previously seen this film and passing judgement regardless. I was right in the first place however, as it is quite awful. I never wish not to enjoy a film. On the contrary, the premise seemed aligned with my general taste of eat-the-rich narratives and queer coding. Tragically, 'Saltburn' would rather subject me to a two-hour long vista and jerk-off montage that rings hollow. The rich are not particularly depicted as human…
