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Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  idkkkk i thought magneto was gay…

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  can’t believe edward could speak to woodlice and had a toxic friendship with invincible. that’s mad

Popular reviews

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  Hercules 1997

  ★ Rewatched 07 Feb 2024

  the greek mythology nerd in me hates this film. they messed up the story so bad.

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  Blink Twice 2024

  ★★½ Watched 05 Sep 2024

  don’t trust tech bros
  don’t trust men who vape 
  don’t use a perfume a man got you
  don’t get on a plane with random men you met 2 hours ago
  don’t trust men