laurenkuper

laurenkuper

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  • Black Bag

    ★★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★½

  • Last Breath

    ★★½

  • The Monkey

    ★★★

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  • Black Bag

    Black Bag

    ★★★★

    cate so mesmerising i looooved the brown wig. i was gooped and gagged the whole time. would watch again

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★½

    mickey 17 would do aftercare. mickey 18 would slip it in the ass and claim it was a “mistake”. person next to me may or may not have wished for an orgy… no surprise knowing them. i’m not wrong. i loved baby alien mammoth so much!! and toni was stunning bad shit crazy as always

    oh! and me and mickey 17 have the same posture… rip

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  • Killers of the Flower Moon

    Killers of the Flower Moon

    ★★★★★

    🗣️FUCK WHITE MEN🗣️ minus jesse and brendan… they could take me to paris no questions asked. 

    this was such an eye opening movie that left my jaw dropped for so many reasons. what a powerful story. 

    leo made this face the whole time ☹️

    long movie but it was necessary for all the details to be told and honored

    also to the woman moaning behind me the whole time… i want what she’s having

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

    The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

    ★★★★½

    um why was i fully convinced there would be hobbit singing in this movie… who led me in the wrong direction for that…
    would’ve given this movie a full five stars if miss mommy cate was in it for longer than 2 minutes like damn
    i also kept forgetting you could only destroy the ring at a certain location so i very annoyingly throughout the movie kept suggesting “um why not simply destroy it right now” 
    hobbit feet are gross

    do you wear wigs? have you worn wigs? when will you wear wigs?

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