Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 18 Mar 2025

  Mmmm yes, delightful! Third time’s the charm! Plane watch and boy oh boy it’s still a tasty morsel. It’s a true shame that Cardinal Tedesco is such a dick because his aura levels are unmatched. 

  “This is sad, Thomas. I shall pray for you.” 

  I’m sure you enjoyed reading this eloquent review.

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 12 Mar 2025

  Cheeky plane re-watch! Hans Zimmer went crazy with this score - soooo good.
  Rebecca Ferguson didn’t get enough love for this, she’s unreal! 
  Geidi Prime sequence needs to be injected into my veins. 

  “Fear the moment.” 

  Chalamettttttt!

Popular reviews

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  A Real Pain 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 17 Jan 2025

  Wow wow wow this is beautiful and Jesse Eisenberg should be so proud. He is fantastic. Kieran Culkin is flying! He’s such a singular and honest presence on screen, and he completely deserves all of the praise he is getting for this performance. I’m so glad to have seen this.

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  Shrek 2 2004

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 09 Apr 2024

  Never gets old. One of the best movies of all time!

  Also THAT soundtrack are you joking

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