Mike Faist’s little neck ball is so pointy I thought he was going to poke queen Zendaya’s eye out. Anyways, a movie about two sporty little twinks in short shorts who have definitely *not* explored each others bodies moan on screen for about two hours. Also— hahaha I fucked your wife 🎾
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But I'm a Cheerleader 1999
This is the gayest Wes Anderson coded film in existence- a masterpiece all around full of wonderful, inspirational quotes, ex: “Silly Faggots, Dicks are for Chicks”. However, straight coded RuPaul will haunt my dreams forever and always.
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Return of the Jedi 1983
A true cinematic masterpiece. An old wrinkly asparagus tip serves cunt, and a stylish twink with daddy issues says I can fix him and does.
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Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile 2022
This is the shittiest, most reptilian, Paddington wanna-be, live action Smurf’s animation, Autism speaks representation, Glee coated movie I’ve ever seen. My favorite part was when his mouth was zip-tied shut.
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