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I blocked that vegan movie reviewer and you can too.

Favorite films

  • Total Recall
  • Columbus
  • Smiley Face
  • Inside Man

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  • A Knight's Tale

    ★★★★½

  • Only the Brave

    ★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

  • The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

    ★★★

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  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★

    Alyssa, don't watch this.

    I'm not sure the ending worked for me, felt like could have ended at any moment, kept going. The last twenty minutes is an entirely different movie.

    There's three absolute sleezeball techies in San Francisco who saw the Substance brand marketing and were like, "hell ya."

  • The Player

    The Player

    ★★★★

    God its almost like they're saying the parasitic capitalism that controls an entire artistic medium is bad. Which weird because money good right?

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  • Black Mirror: Mazey Day

    Black Mirror: Mazey Day

    Do the people that make Black Mirror know that the technology was the best part of Black Mirror? What the hell is this?

  • Star Trek: Section 31

    Star Trek: Section 31

    Sure was a rough week to release your space-nazi redemption arc movie. Personally however, I think the best time to debut a space-nazi redemption arc movie is probably closer to never? Incredibly forced. The character doesn't work. The empire stuff isn't fun. This was a bad idea.

    The aliens were neat. Sam Richardson is always good. Kacey Rohl as young Lieutenant Garrett was cool. I think this would have worked better as a Strange New Worlds single-episode spinoff. It's gotta…