Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  (500) Days of Summer 2009

  ★★★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  Crying rn I’ll edit this later.

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  Little Women 2019

  ★★★★★ Watched 18 Feb 2025

  Fuck you

Popular reviews

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  Persuasion 2022

  ½ Watched 13 Feb 2025

  What the fuck is this. Get those blue eyes away. 50 shades is Probly better then this classic. It’s not Jane Austin’s fault it’s this this is bad fleabag wanna be. Couldn’t even get that right WTH 🤦

  Damn my ovulation is gone just like that because of this…

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  Pride & Prejudice 2005

  ★★★★★ Watched 12 Feb 2025

  Mr Darcy is the biggest smash. Maybe I’m ovumalting but this hit so perfectly. Mr Bennett is who I strive to be as an old man, how did bro not go crazy with that wife. I need Mr Darcy I need that man. Mr Darcy. Cried like a little bitch at the end. Mrs Darcy Mrs Darcy Mrs Darcy. Honestly what would make everything feel better is a single DARLING OUT OF THAT HOT MOUTH SMAAAHSHHSHSHSHSHHSHSHHHHH!!!🥵🥵🥵🔥💕👅

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