Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  He's Just Not That Into You 2009

  ★★★½ Rewatched 18 Mar 2025

  bradley cooper they could never make me hate you. and ben affleck they could never make me like you.

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  Romy and Michele's High School Reunion 1997

  ★★★ Rewatched 17 Mar 2025

  oh ok but when i show up to my high school reunion and claim i created post-its AND married a billionaire, no one gets the reference and now i look insane

Popular reviews

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  Fifty Shades of Grey 2015

  ★ Watched 10 Jul 2021

  i watched the trilogy with friends as a joke, and so i could at least say i’d seen it before judging it, and idk what i expected but all the horny middle aged women who raved over this gave me false hope and i am honestly surprised it’s not considered a comedy because i couldn’t stop laughing at how bad it was

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  Asteroid City 2023

  Watched 30 May 2021 1

  this isn’t even out yet but michael cera ???? in an anderson film ??????? with jeff goldblum ?????????? holy shit i am so excited