LazerBeanz

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Favorite films

  • Frankenhooker
  • From Beyond
  • The Wraith
  • Deadbeat at Dawn

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  • Female Prisoner Scorpion: #701's Grudge Song

    ★★★★

  • The Hunt

    ★★★★½

  • Lucifer's Satanic Daughter

    ★★★★

  • Coven of the Black Cube

    ★★★★½

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  • Poltergeist

    Poltergeist

    ★★★★

    Smokes weed. Has ghosts. 👻

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  • Female Prisoner Scorpion: #701's Grudge Song

    Female Prisoner Scorpion: #701's Grudge Song

    ★★★★

    Nami Matsushima ~ literally one of the dopest characters in a movie evar anywhere.

    ...also sickest theme tune of all time yo!! 😱🔪

  • The Hunt

    The Hunt

    ★★★★½

    Cigarettes in Arkansas only cost six bucks. You fucked up, bitch!!

    Betty Gilpin is a bad ass.
    Betty Gilpin is a bad ass.
    Betty Gilpin is a bad ass.
    Betty Gilpin is a bad ass.
    Betty Gilpin is a bad ass.
    💅

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  • Coven of the Black Cube

    Coven of the Black Cube

    ★★★★½

    Four and a half stars for the Danzig and Samhain shirts, yo!

    Seriously tho, this was proper bad ass!! Huge props to peeps who make lo-fi movies like this. 🤗

    #gonnagethighandwatchmoviesuntiliblackout

  • Lucifer's Satanic Daughter

    Lucifer's Satanic Daughter

    ★★★★

    Say yₒᵤ ₗₒᵥₑ 𝖘𝖆𝖙𝖆𝖓 💕

    Fours stars mainly for Wizard and Mephistofeles being on the soundtrack, and lo-fi horror movies are the king shit yo!! 😻