The way your dad looked at it, this spice was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he had this spice up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the spice. I hid this uncomfortable piece of dirt up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the spice to you.
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My Cousin Vinny 1992
"only you? thats another maria tomei movie, and youve seen that one too. what, do you have a thing for her?
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The Accountant 2016
what i would do if someone tells me to use google sheets over excel
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