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  • Joker: Folie à Deux

    ★★

  • Megalopolis

  • The Outrun

    ★★★★

  • The Substance

    ★★★½

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  • Joker: Folie à Deux

    Joker: Folie à Deux

    ★★

    Genuinely nothing happened in this movie. Just switching back and forth between a courtroom and a jail, with random musical acts in between. A super disjointed movie that leaves you disappointed and wondering what else you could’ve done with your time instead of sitting through it.

  • Megalopolis

    Megalopolis

    I - what .
    $120 million for this …? It’s got a star studded cast sure, does that even begin to make this movie good? Not even remotely close. What a weird movie, and not in a good way, people in the audience were literally laughing at how dumb some scenes were. Felt like a prank or some monty python sketch I swear to god. Don’t waste your time on this , I think watching water boil would be more…

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  • The Outrun

    The Outrun

    ★★★★

    Found myself wanting to run away to some remote Scottish islands and disconnect from everything. Beautiful setting, amazing acting. Is it a slow movie? Yes. But sometimes that’s what you need in a film, especially with one touching on such a difficult topic.

  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★½

    Truly the most bat shit crazy movie I’ve seen in my life. Nothing can prepare you for this. I feel like I’m gonna need a week (7 days 😉) to recover from this. There’s certainly a comment on beauty standards and the beauty industry but I need to process this insanity before putting it to words. Cinematography is top notch, the shot angles are so creative and well done, and Demi Moore’s acting is amazing. Conclusion: will never watch this movie again cause fuck me , but glad to have seen it, won’t be forgetting it anytime soon.

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