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  Eraserhead 1977

  ★★ Watched 21 Jan 2024

  This film is a 1.5 hour misphonia simulator. I do not need this. i already have misphonia.

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  Dune 1984

  ★★★½ Watched 21 Jan 2024

  Pros:
  The production design of this movie absolutely MWAH. Costumes, sets, effects, everything is stunning and gorgeous. Everyone who knows me knows how much I love 2021 Dune but compared to this the design just feels so minimal- no hate because it looks great on the big screen but this Dune just has so much ADORNMENT and COLOUR and TEXTURE and ORNAMENT

  Cons:
  The entire second half is a montage. it is almost like the filmmakers finished the first half then thought 'shit we only have another hour lets dedicate 2.5 seconds max to every important scene from here on'

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  Portrait of a Lady on Fire 2019

  ★★★★★ Watched 05 Apr 2023 1

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