I didn’t know how bad I needed an irish brad pitt before watching this
Seb - good boxing and Tyrone
Alex: didn’t give a fuck about the characters. I was rooting for nosferatu
Willem dafoe was the best part of the film
Btw Alex rated this 2 stars. I rate this 4 because the acting and cinematography was phenomenal but the story was a bit rubbish but I blame bram stoker for that
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I have been told the book handled the themes of discovery and sexual liberation far better than this film so no hate to the author.
The film however, very clearly written and directed to appeal to the male gaze. The social themes touched upon arent developed enough to evoke any sort of emotion or remorse or sorrow for bella and are overlooked due to the unnecessary excess of graphic sex scenes and sexualisation of bella. The psychology and social…
complete lack of drama, story could have been executed a little better and made a little more engaging. jokes were kind of boring. why was the entire cast of iron man 2 in this as well haha. the little boy’s 1 second every day was more interesting than the actual film
epic food porn though i am hungry and a little horny now …