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  Pixels 2015

  ★ Rewatched 05 Mar 2025

  hmmmm no

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  the score for this is soooo delicious... just gorgeous wow

Popular reviews

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  The Great Gatsby 2013

  Watched 26 Jan 2025

  okay this movie isnt bad but its the kind of movie you only watch clips of on tiktok

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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  ½ Watched 29 Jan 2025

  this film tries to hard to make a point but can't decide what the point is

  its not even the fact that they make a shallow attempt at social commentary its the fact that they made us listen to them speak-sing about fuck all for two hours. i couldn't even laugh at how bad the movie was i just wanted to turn it off.

  for every award this movie wins at the oscars i will cut myself horizontally on the wrists.