Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Burlesque 2010

  ★★★½ Rewatched 25 Mar 2025

  a jukebox musical i actually enjoy!! this movie is iconic as hell. christina aguilera could i borrow your voice box? thanks.

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  Snow White 2025

  ★★½ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  it wasn’t horrible! first and foremost the production design is absolutely INCREDIBLE. like blew me away. easily the highlight of this movie. is this cheesy as hell? yes. is it adding anything to society? nah not really. the costumes were mid. I didn’t hate cgi dwarfs as much as i thought I was, but it was still a little odd. dopey’s arc was cheesy as hell. gal gadot does a pretty decent job but her acting was def covered up…

Popular reviews

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  Better Watch Out 2016

  ★★½ Watched 18 Dec 2024

  basically what happens if you let your son watch andrew tate. dude should have been at music practice or something you’re literally 12. at 12 i was studying for my bat mitzvah and daydreaming about what nutcracker part i wanted. i didn’t even have a phone yet…

  it’s definitely fun and the twist is awesome but it’s a little hard to believe.

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  Revenge 2017

  ★★★★½ Watched 10 Dec 2024

  this absolutely rules. i love everything about it.

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