dogshit film
bad writing bad acting bad sets bad pacing bad lighting bad characterisation bad soundtrack bad wigs bad opening with name dropping Elf for some reason
the most blasphemously indulgent “chosen one” narrative since harry potter which was far more disrespectful to the real life bonhoeffer than anything i could say about the dire quality of this film or the cargo that that pastor had NO business carryin in his trunk
almost given half a star for the surprisingly…
monstro you will always be famous …. i love that she made sure she had a titty out it’s like that old painting
An absolute sham and a desecration of the original source material, the ONLY similarity being that is it about vampires (and even then they made dracula a strange werewolf thing so that’s hanging by a thread).
Completely and utterly obliterates any and all depth to characters and plotlines insofar to disrespect beloved mina and lucy and make them one dimensional, unreliable liabilities at best and soulless wank bank material for straight men who watch lesbian porn at worst.
Coppola managed…
