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Recent reviews

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  Spring Breakers 2012

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  This is so meta. I saw my english professor when the lights came on. The idea that college is an escape from living in the edge and seeing your professor watching and rating this 5 stars It just couldnt get more meta. I know hes gonna read this. So ill remind you to give me that extra credit on monday bro. 
  From now on ill play Everytime on the bridge to SPI. Deducted a star just for the skrillex soundtrack cus that shit has aged. Spring break.. spring breaak.. spring breaaak 4ever...

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  Companion 2025

  ★★★½ Rewatched 18 Mar 2025

  Reminder to thank ur chatGPT

Popular reviews

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  Belle de Jour 1967

  ★★★ Watched 07 Jul 2024

  belle de jour is just lana del rey in french

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 25 Dec 2024

  we approached them with nothing but RESPECT. 070 was so sweet and willing. the big headed bitch on the right had the craziest attitude. nd she grasping onto shake like someone was tryna snatch her. girl relax.
  and bitch you're not even fitted. like yk your new show just came out, you're trending, your dad was just in court. don't walk around soho looking this crazy. trench coat buttoned to the TOP and these ballerina ass slippers. what's going on?
  idk is she was coked out or what???