Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Death of a Unicorn 2025

  ★★★★ Rewatched 27 Mar 2025

  Shoutout to the sound crew for going the extra mile and adding the realistic vape crackle

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  The Assessment 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 27 Mar 2025

  I like some of the Tom Brady plays, but what the fuck does he know about movies

  Edit: the executive producer is a different Tom Brady oops

Popular reviews

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  Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) 2020

  ★ Watched 07 Feb 2020

  I’d rather be one of black masks victims if I had to watch that again

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  Spider-Man: No Way Home 2021

  ★★★★½ Watched 16 Dec 2021 2

  Dear 4 year old Jared, they did it. They made the movie that would blow your little mind. I know when I was your age I would have been even more blown away by this even more than I was actually watching it rn. You always dreamed a movie this big with your favorite character who has inspired you in different ways would be made. You didn’t think it could happen but it did. They fucking did it little buddy.…