Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Heat 1995

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Feb 2024

  started watching this at like 2 am on the train its 5:30 now and all i can think is that those old men should have crazy gay sex with each other

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  Ferris Bueller's Day Off 1986

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 30 Dec 2023

  greatest ever polycule in cinema history

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 24 Mar 2025

  we can never get rid of bisexuals who are they going to make fun movies about

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  The Nice Guys 2016

  ★★★★ Rewatched 23 Mar 2025

  my two dads if it slayed

Popular reviews

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  The Wild Soccer Bunch 3 2006

  ★★½ Rewatched 16 May 2023

  the number of german kids who turned out gay as hell because of these movies is in the thousands

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 20 Jul 2023 1

  the legacy of barbie having homoerotic tension with a beautiful brunette woman in all of her movies lives on