Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Patriot 2000

  ★★★★½ Watched 24 Nov 2024

  Writers: we have this British villai
  Casting: Hi Jason…. Yeah, mount up

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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★★ Watched 25 Nov 2024

  Should have walked out when the screen said the music was by Not-Hans-Zimmer.
  Heartless script, jarring CGI, too many heavy-handed references to the original. 
  Re-watch the original instead.

Popular reviews

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  Origin 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 09 Jan 2024

  Nothing but praise for this. 
  A heartbreaking but also heartwarming story of a woman experiencing all of the worst personal tragedies that can befall a person, while also on a mission to codify evil. This reminds anyone who sees it of their role in a just world, while also delivering a message of hope. Not for a long time have I felt the impact of a movie for days after I’ve left the theater as much as I did with Origin.

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  The Beekeeper 2024

  ★★★ Watched 07 Feb 2024

  Drink whenever Jason Statham kicks someone in the chest so hard, they fly 10ft 

  Loved this for what it was, unironically. 

  What if The Transporter was John Wick, except:
  More shaky cam
  More cuts per fight scene 
  The cheesy hard-man dialogue was turned up
  The NPC difficult was turned (somehow) even lower
  Peeta Malark was a crypto-douchebag 
  More bee-humor

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