Surprisingly moving. Still thinking about the NYE montage dance and underwater scenes.

Made me miss my little sis 🥹

Okay so “family over fate” was a cute sentiment and all, but I 100% would have put that hat on as soon as I found it if I were the grandpa.

“Ho, ho, ho INDEED. We are dealing with a top shelf Christmas slut!”

If you watch Hallmark Christmas romcoms and think “I wish everyone, especially the parents, were super horny”, this is the movie for you. Featuring: Justin Long doing a ridiculous accent, parents who drink grape soda and cough syrup instead of wine, and a dad who huffs paint to help him get through the holidays.

Disappointed that Justin Long never said who his first favorite explorer is.