Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Let's Start a Cult 2024

  Watched 12 Mar 2025

  I’m gonna roast Stav over a bonfire with an apple in his mouth

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  Entourage 2015

  ★★ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  I don’t know what I was expecting from a movie based off of something as chauvinistic and simple as Entourage but Doug Ellin totally cooked off the fat that made the tv show juicy, greasy, and salacious. Leaving us a skim milk, stevia,  diet version of this HBO classic. Vince’s struggle to get a movie made works a lot better as a season arc opposed to a three act film with 0 stakes and 0 conflict. But what truly ruins this movie is…

Popular reviews

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  Parthenope 2024

  ½ Watched 22 May 2024 5

  I can confidently say 45 minutes in that this is the worst movie I’ve seen in the entire festival and Italians should leave incest to the experts (the French)

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  Marriage Story 2019

  ½ Watched 25 Jun 2020 2

  Bleh wah wah wah we r divorced shut up