Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Puss in Boots: The Last Wish 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 18 Feb 2025

  TEAM FRIENDSHIP SAVE ME

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Jan 2025

  third act had me hooting, hollering, gasping, and kicking my feet. i love you the substance, you blood-soaked lil brat

Popular reviews

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  Lowlifes 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Apr 2024

  “i’d rather eat pussy than people!”

  within the span of five minutes, i squealed in delight, horror, and despair. holy shit, this takes the CAKE

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  Bodies Bodies Bodies 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2024

  the moral of the story is: be gay, do crime.

  this was so deliciously ridiculous! soft horror is my jam. i love how 99% of their problems could be solved if they just communicated better. i’ll be sure to keep this in mind the next time i’m stuck with a group of coked out queer people in a mansion during a raging hurricane