To be frank with you, I actually found this pretty fun to watch. I could sit here and complain about it’s overused storyline, of which I managed to predict from the opening scene, or the boring blah blah Americans are so strong and powerful bullshit patriotism… but I’m not going to go there today.
I want to start by commending Owen Wilson - I thought he’d only ever been in that sad dog movie. Turns out he makes a pretty…
Watched this yonks ago and have been raving about it… but since rewatching it I feel like I’ve been spouting scrotum bcos it’s left me feeling as flaccid as Steven Hawking’s winkie.
I’m not a fan of scary films, and always thought I was fucking hardcore for getting through this without flinching… but when watching it this time I could think of Thomas the tank engine episodes that have made my heart beat faster.
I think it’s boring that you…
Don’t mind me just commencing the backlog of reviews I have to do <3<3
This was a bloody cool film, quite a few bits went over my head so I had to keep rewinding to understand (didn’t help that I was getting ready for work throughout some parts) but the storyline was beautifully detailed which I respected a lot - like the whole thing with the dust outlining coordinates on the floor, which you later find out is the daddy…
The entire way through this film I was thinking ‘oh golly I wish I could give this one 5 and a HALF stars bcos WOW’.
BUT I ALWAYS FORGET THE ENDING. I am angry to say the least. A brilliant film cut short to incentivise me to watch the third one by doing a shitty little ‘to be concluded’. Well to that I say bite me Mr Spielberg, I’d rather sit my bare arse on a burning stove than watch…
