“Mickey 17” is the kind of movie that makes you question your life choices, like why I even paid to watch this. I went in with low expectations, and somehow, it still managed to disappoint me. The script is bad af, trying to be deep with forced political and LGBTQ+ feminist themes that feel completely out of place. But the worst part? It’s not even entertainingly bad; it’s just boring.
The story makes no sense and the logic is nonexistent.…
