Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Rest Stop 2006

  ½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Girl whatever

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  The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 2 2015

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 12 Mar 2025

  Suzanne Collins i have a bullet with your name on it

Popular reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 29 Sep 2024 1

  unlike the rest of you posers, the bio of my socials has been "blood enthusiast" for YEARS

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  Midsommar 2019

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 20 Jun 2024 1

  if you were watching the directors cut of this in an orlando florida theater, i fucking hate you be QUIET shut THE FUCK UP why are you talking during a ONE DAY SCREENING OF THE DIRECTORS CUT OF MIDSOMMAR holy shit shut up!!!!! and if you're like omg wait was this about me? i was in an orlando theater and whispering to my fuck ass friends??? YES probably!

  anyways

  im so happy to have seen the original cut, directors cut, and a 6 hr video detailing every single aspect of this movie so i can now never watch it again. it makes me so viscerally sad

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