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  National Theatre Live: The Importance of Being Earnest 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  a JOY. the best production of earnest ive seen.

  mwah!

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  Macbeth 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Feb 2025

  whilst being at times a slow, slightly bland production, I still thought overall that it was fabulous. david tennant (obviously) is the highlight here and the sound design was fab, but I can't think help think the headphones would've made it much better

  the porter scene made me laugh and was probably the most interesting scene, but I feel like I was the only one in the cinema who got it icl

Popular reviews

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  Trainspotting 1996

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 23 Feb 2021 5

  Doesn't it make you proud to be Scottish?

  iT's sHiTe bEinG ScOtTish. We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth. The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some people hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized by. We're ruled by effete arseholes. It's a shite state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and alll the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference.

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  Muppet Treasure Island 1996

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Dec 2022

  aNd bE cAreFuL rrrrrUNNIN WI sciSsOrs. oR ANY OTHER pOiNtY oBjEcT. iTs aLl gid fUn tiLl sOmEbOdY lOoSes aN EYEEEEEE !!!!!