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The grave is actually so sad
I beg Luna goes home
So is Snape a good man or not?
Ollivander is fucking cheery
Surely if they need the sword to destroy the horcruxes why are they offering it up to trade?
They have Bellatrix’s wand why don’t they just show it?
Why is Griphook not willing to help them at all?
How does one get a dragon down there in the first place??
Why is Hogwarts still getting students??
Luna…
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Hermione finally at her own house
Fucking Hermione making her parents forget her is so peak
It’s still Fuck Snape til it’s backwards
Why is giving their wand to Voldermort the fucking thing they gave a problem with
Who tf is Ms Burbbage
Guess it doesn’t matter she’s dead now
Broomsticks are kind of shit when you can have a flying car or motorbike
So Lucius’s wand was shit I guess, bet he wishes he never swapped
Hermione gets a…
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Harry had no friends lol
Dobby is a wannabe Gollum
So he just can’t say anything, why tf is he even here?
Dobby is COLD
Surely if you’re annoyed at him you’d just tell him to go to the school forever or something
How did they know he needed rescuing?
And the floo powder just highlights how stupid the name diagon alley is
Watching this with Ed was the wrong choice
And that’s why you always wear seatbelts
Hermione is…
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Inspired by my good friend Abby’s reviewing style here are my thoughts
Why is everything so unimaginatively named “diagon alley” fr??
The goblins are definitely supposed to be Jews
Why is his wand so shit, they’re all so boring?
They really nailed his haircut in the Lego figure
Is Neville supposed to be an idiot
Why is Hermione a loser?
Do they ever learn Maths or like English?
That stupid prick who blows everything up needs to be expelled
Ron…
