Favorite films

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Feb 2025

  Haha, Mickey printer go BRRRRRRR.

  
  
  

  (I sat one row behind Bong Joon Ho, Toni Collette, Naomi Ackie, Anamaria Vartolomei, Steven Yeun and Robert Pattinson; this was the peak of my cineastic career.)

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  Better Man 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 27 Dec 2024

  ROBBIE
  (to himself)
  It’s going to happen. No ifs, no
  buts. No left, no right. Straight
  ahead. I’m going to be fucking
  massive.
  
  
  RICHARD TYLER BLEVINS
  AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS MASSIVE?

Recent reviews

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  Snow White 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  THEY DID IT!

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  Hans Zimmer & Friends: Diamond in the Desert 2025

  ★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025 1

  Did I really pay €15 to watch a 158-min advertisement for Dubai?

Popular reviews

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  Flow 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  The door was big enough to fit Jack and Rose! 😡

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  A Quiet Place: Day One 2024

  ★★½ Watched 27 Jun 2024

  It could've been so much better. The overwhelming amount of stupid scenes and lack of logic and consistency ruined it for me. Also, I think the aliens would be much more frightening if they were silent as well. It would've been a really rough watch if it weren't for Lupita Nyongo's legacy performance. She deserved a better movie.

  Side note: The projector stopped working, and it baffled me how badly UCI Mundsburg handled it. It took them 10 minutes to…