Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Grand Theft Hamlet 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  surprising and touching moments of real emotional truth interspersed with corny ass cutscenes #freepinny. also why do i kinda nee some of them....

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Jan 2025

  if this were made in 1998 chloe sevigny would’ve played the sister

  edit: yk what i’m bumping this to 5 stars. welcome back German expressionism we’ve been waiting for you all century and we’re so glad you’re finally here.

Popular reviews

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  The Fabelmans 2022

  ★★½ Watched 21 Dec 2022

  so actually horribly written with the corniest and most painfully literal and obvious script and michelle williams was trying so hard and paul dano was bad and fuck them kids and why did it queerbait and it was hokey af? like so corny.com and there was no visual point of view and also they put the candles in the menorah in the wrong order and only said one of the blessings #fakejews actually the whole movie felt so protestant?? like…

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  Glass Onion 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Nov 2022

  they literally solved covid in may 2020

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