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The Green Knight 2021
You should probably at least watch to see Dev Patel be sexy. Really drags though. Cool details, visually stunning. Terrible lighting. Mixed bag! Go see Idk.
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Sense and Sensibility 1995
I wanted to watch Pride and Prejudice but they no longer have ur on Netflix >:[
This kinda hit the spot tho. A little dated, didn’t feel as fresh as the 2005 PaP.
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Aliens vs Predator: Requiem 2007
NOBODY gives a FUCK about all the lengthy individual human backstories or teen romance. NO ONE. All anyone cares about was all the cool new yautja gear, the practical effects and that predalien vs vet yautja fight at the end. That dope ass .::WHIP::. is the reason this has any stars at all. And then they blew him up!! You KILLED my son! And they did it all in the dimmest lighting possible. 1/4 of the scenes look like they were…
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Barbarian 2022
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
This is the first horror movie in recent memory that nicely blends horror and humour. Usually I just find it irritating when they attempt to do both because tension and humour don’t really mix imo. I think the separate ‘acts’ really came in clutch for that reason.
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