Damn.

You know it was great at first and then at some point I started to fall asleep and I didn’t even try. I got a little comfier. Apparently missed the suggested necrophilia - bummer - and was back for another long moment of wondering when it would end. It was pretty, really. But I’ll for sure never watch it again.

Actually pleasantly surprised! Pretty dark. The cast is nice. Cool fights, costumes, make up... overall a great action movie.

This is absolutely incredible. You HAVE TO be prepared for a terrible movie. The acting is awful, the make up and the costumes too, it pretty much looks like rainbow throw up half of the time but lord is it fun. The dialogues are completely random. There is a lame joke or an awful play on word every two seconds. You can’t hate this. I had the best time. This is legendary.